thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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