Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Do vagina's smell?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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