$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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