Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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