Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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