Im at strip club and am horny
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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