Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
