so explain again why im purple
no
Please, let me fuck your mom
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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