even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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