The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Randomize
