Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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