Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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