doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
There r osticjed everywhere
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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