i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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