I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I'm just crazy horny about you
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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