??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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