I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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