Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
