I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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