ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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