You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
he thought i was a dude.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
you will always have a special place in my vag
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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