My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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