ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just had sex on a roof
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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