I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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