It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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