you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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