He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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