she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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