Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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