shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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