Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
