rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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