Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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