I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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