So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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