its not stalking. its research.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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