Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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