My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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