Ambien. No doubt about it.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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