drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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