Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
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