Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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