bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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