i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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