everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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