My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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