I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
The power of my boobs compel you
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize
