Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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