just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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