This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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